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    Comp_uter15776
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    Post by Comp_uter15776 on Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:21 am

    Please just REPLY to this post not create a new TOPIC,
    thanks, Comp.


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    Post by maciozo on Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:52 am

    I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a bandade.
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    Re: Random Messages

    Post by FireWarrior on Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:18 am

    i like short shorts..
    This server is Awsome! Smile
    FireWarrior likes to pwn noobs! wait there is one! the noobs name is [random players name]
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    Post by Comp_uter15776 on Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:37 am

    FireWarrior wrote:i like short shorts..
    This server is Awsome! Smile
    FireWarrior likes to pwn noobs! wait there is one! the noobs name is [random players name]
    lol i might be able to get a random name if i find the correct syntax Surprised im sure someone can help.....


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    Post by Lelouch on Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:42 pm

    Banana phone ring ring ring ring ring banana banana banana.

    Remember your Big but i have a bigger one

    God's with you. Only if you donate him.
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    Post by maciozo on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:36 am

    If you are reading this you are agreeing to leaving all your money to Comp_uter15776 in your will, no other written or oral contract can contradict this.
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    Post by Random_Fire_Guy on Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:48 pm

    ninjas can't catch you if you go stealth

    comp_uter15776 actually is a machine

    this is a self-referential random message
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    Post by maciozo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:31 am

    BE GOOD DAMMIT!!!
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    Post by maciozo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:33 am

    Did you know that maciozo and Comp_uter15776 live in the same time zone?

    ;;add more names of necessary.
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    Post by maciozo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:35 am

    Did you know thet GDI stands for 'Global Defence Initiative'?
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    Post by maciozo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:40 am

    n00b: [nub] may also be known as noob, nub, newbie. Someone who is either new to Renegade or a total asshole who won't stop pissing everyone off.
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    Post by maciozo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:41 am

    IT'S AN OMEN...EN..EN..EN..EN..EN..EN!
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    Post by Random_Fire_Guy on Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:45 am

    all your base are belong to us
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    Re: Random Messages

    Post by Comp_uter15776 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:26 am

    lool thanx guys ill add these as soon a the server is stable!


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    Post by maciozo on Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:00 am

    DUN DUN! DUNNNNNN!!!!!

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    Post by Lelouch on Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:18 pm

    did u know that a glas ball jumps higher than a gummy ball?
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    Post by maciozo on Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:15 am

    Swedish House Mafia Ft. Tinie Tempah wrote:"Surrounded by some bunnies, and it ain't f***ing Easter"
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    Re: Random Messages

    Post by Foxy on Mon May 02, 2011 12:17 am

    Did you know that Foxy is a guy?

    if you say !inchp too many times you break the server?

    Only i may speak

    My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard

    By the time you have finished reading this, you will have realized you just wasted 10 seconds of your life

    People tell me I don't listen...or something like that

    I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

    I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug

    Come to the dark side... We have COOKIES!

    Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face

    If the Pentagon were run by women, would missiles be shaped differently?

    How do you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?

    If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?

    If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?

    f it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?

    Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
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    Post by Comp_uter15776 on Mon May 02, 2011 12:03 pm

    LOL nice


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    Post by P4iN-Ox- on Mon May 02, 2011 2:07 pm

    great job guys Very Happy
    i would add some sentences but im not creative enough Sad i think ur sentences are enough for the first time =o


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    Post by Comp_uter15776 on Mon May 02, 2011 6:50 pm

    Razz always room for more xD Foxy's done more than half of em lolz... maciozo and kam the rest ;p


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    Post by Skritza on Mon May 02, 2011 10:00 pm

    If your reading this, you are officialy a honey monster

    Would you like to see my long, juicy, enourmous cock-able shotgun!
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    Post by maciozo on Tue May 03, 2011 12:59 am

    Lagkill. Should've gone to Specsavers.

    In Soviet Russia, lua codes you!

    Did you know that this server is hosted on Mars?

    WTF was the guy who discovered cow's milk doing!?

    2012 is coming!!!

    Did you know that the server crashes almost everytime the round ends?

    Can you believe it's not butter?

    Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! OH YEAHHH!!!
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    Post by Foxy on Tue May 03, 2011 4:58 pm

    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.


    Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

    Never play leap frog with a unicorn

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

    f a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny

    Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

    What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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    Post by Lelouch on Wed May 04, 2011 5:48 pm

    This Random message was stolen from the Cloud server :X

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